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Take some fencing lessons
You've spent a long time at both ends of a sword, but you've never really had any formal training in the matter. In order to rectify this, you decide to learn the ancient and pretty darn cool art of swordplay. Without delay, immediately head off to your local school of swordplay, conveniently located right next door to the local Whataburger.
"Welcome to Al's School of sticking pointy things into things that scream and bleed," says a guy you presume to be Al.
"Thanks" you say, "Is it alright if I pay with A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin that I happen to have?"
"Sure!" says (probably) Al without acknowledging how weird that is, "Now what kind of sword were you thinking of learning about?"