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Go ahead and jump out that window
After all, you are an enterprising young person- you must have some enterprising super-human powers inside of you, right? Wrong...
Kersplat... the last thing that does through your head as you hit the pavement is your rear end. Wait! Just as you hit the pavement, your super-human power is revealed! You have the ability to walk around like a little pancake-person like the cartoons! You begin to work in show business as the "Pancake Personality." You become rich, and famous! Then one day, you pop back into a regular human form... you are so depressed that you begin to.... to do what? No! Yep- you do! Can you believe it? Once again, all your life savings are gone. And once again, Congratulations!