Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth
The entrails of the last priest
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A strawberry
A paperclip
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"
A magic torch that will burn as long as Centralia, PA does
A half-eaten box of Scooby Snacks
A duck-sized horse
A 24kt Gold Ingot

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