Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that likes reality TV shows.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Big Mac happy meal
A Candy Bar Wrapper
An Estus Flask
A Ship Rib
A glass fishing float
A Dungeon Map
A Quantum of Solace
A Fish Spatula
A Glass Vial containing the vasopressin secreted by an individual while they had a romantic daydream about the stranger sitting a few seats down from them on a bus
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler

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