Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that dislikes caviar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Three of Clubs
A magnetic tripole
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
The International Space Station
A Sterile Neutrino
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
A Diamond Sword
A Hindenburg-class Airship
A manual lever espresso machine

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