Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A swarm of ladybirds
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"
A Pataphor
A nubbin collection
A silver sleigh bell
A Toilet
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Doughnuts
A 9/16in combination wrench
A List of Every Possible Object
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)

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