Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A counterfeit gravestone
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A tesseract
A Monkey's Paw
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac
A crocheted baby blanket with a large discolored spot in the corner
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative plate
A Warp Core

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