Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is now stalking you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter
An extremely large ball of twine
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
A complete collection of The Journal of Irreproducible Results
A reassuringly optimistic dog
A necklace made of marathon runner toenails
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A Tape Measure
An Octopus

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