Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A beer hat
A Toilet
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)
A vacuum, abhorred by nature
A gimmicked set of juggler's dice
A Flan
A Tapir
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
An intricately detailed plastic model of Godzilla packaged with an unnervingly detailed Tokyo Tower

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