Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
A besom
A copy of the Kama Sutra with positions depicted in ASCII
A single peanut M&M
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A Pair of Headphones
A Moonlight Greatsword
A circular smartphone
A Japanese puzzle box
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop

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