Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A three-headed monkey
A bag of holding
A counterfeit gravestone
A beehive
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A Slotted Spoon perfect for making Baked Beans
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints

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