Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A nice set of silverware
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots
A fishbowl containing Gary the anomalocaris
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A Banana made of Antimatter
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A stale green fruit loop
A lost soul
A hovering kestrel

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