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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Dragon Radar
A lovely cobweb
A collection of every screen-used prop from The Last Starfighter
An Angry Canadian Goose
A novelty pencil eraser
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts
A katana, still sharp
A Clue
A selection of necessary badges
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