Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "Beasty Boyz II Men" embroidered patch
A three-headed monkey
A felt-tipped pen
A Barbie Action Figure
A Peacock Feather
A Sterile Neutrino
A dongle
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A Stolen Rosemary

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