Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A set of web shooters
A Holy Grail
A Salt Lick
A lovely cobweb
The One Ring to Rule them All
A chunk of Ruin Marble
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
An Estrus Flask

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