Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has laid all to Burnination.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A kaleidoscope
A sealed cardboard box with a proper shipping label to Santa Claus
A speckled blue eggshell, abandoned
A Mona Lisa
A nice set of silverware
A strawberry
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A roll of tape
A duck-sized horse
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"

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