Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An M134 Minigun
A 45rpm single of "Jailhouse Rock" (with "Treat Me Nice" on the B-side)
A tangled slinky
A 1997 Nickel
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A Japanese puzzle box
A Hindenburg-class Airship

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