Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A bag of crudely crushed coffee beans
A Snowbank
A mirror that shows objects closer than they actually are
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"
An unopened box of secrets
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A Lotus flower (uneaten)
A Rock

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