Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A hydroelectric dam
A paperclip
A birb
A twinkling star
A missing link
A holographic turtle
A Macroeconomics Textbook

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