Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop teasing you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An amateur painting of Christ
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A glass fishing float
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A heptagonal stop sign
Two turntables and a microphone
A paper fortune-teller

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