Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A brand new dumpster
A fine feathered friend
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A piece of candy with dust and dog hair stuck to it
A Diamond Sword
An echo pressed between the pages of an old book
An Estrus Flask
The stuffing from a stuffed-crust pizza
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A pressed leaf, brown and crumbling between your fingers, its original color unknown.

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