Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A Ferrari 250 GT California
A birb
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer
A twinkling star
A rusty T-60 powered armor suit
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A Fish Spatula

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