Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A set of earplugs (with earwax)
A 'Make Your Own Demon Core' Kit
A horse-sized duck
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
The entrails of the last priest
A Sword smithed from iron extracted from the blood of your Enemies
A Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
A fine feathered friend
A terrible muffin from a coffee cart in Broad Ripple
A toy from the nursery inside a U.F.O.

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