Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Bird Feeder (empty)
A pink lawn flamingo
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots
A Sonic Screwdriver
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A 1997 Nickel
A wilhelm scream
An Angelic Visage
A felt-tipped pen
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock

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