Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is completely stoned.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Banana made of Antimatter
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A compass (the circle-drawing kind)
A lemon meringue pie
A Medusa Emerald
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
A copy of the second book of Aristotle's Poetics
A klein bottle
A birb
A prince rupert's drop

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