Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is too good to be true.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
The International Space Station
An extremely large ball of twine
A rusty T-60 powered armor suit
A ten foot pole
A broken light bulb
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A set of allen wrenches

>_