Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is set to explode in five minutes

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
A Grapefruit scented candle
A nubbin collection
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
A fax sent by a samurai to Abraham Lincoln
A birb
A Scroll of Gennaro's Additional Parking
A paper fortune-teller

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