Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A piece of broken wire with two odd little green furry dots
An IOU for seven hundred million Pepsi points
A copy of the second book of Aristotle's Poetics
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
A paperclip
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A wilhelm scream
A nice set of silverware
A Set of Ukulele Strings
The entrails of the last priest

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