Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop teasing you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
A fully charged Gubernatorial Capacitor
An M134 Minigun
A prince rupert's drop
A tangled slinky
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A Very Important Tyrannosaurus Rex
A novelty pencil eraser
A Philosopher's Stone
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP

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