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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Rubber Duck version of an Unfamiliar Character
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A List of Every Possible Object
A Banana made of Antimatter
A Disposable Lighter
A Flan
A Slotted Spoon perfect for making Baked Beans
A cherry blossom
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
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