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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has aspirations to rule the world.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A magnetic monopole
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A half-empty can of 4loko
A Heisman Trophy
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
A stuffed crust pizza
The Question to the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
A Seashell
A Paranoid Android
A Type II Phaser
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