Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires three rare elements to function.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Karaoke Machine
A multi-neck bass guitar
A hellbender salamander
A wilhelm scream
A Mat of Dryer Lint
A Blue Porcelain Teacup manufactured between the years 1948-1950 in Occupied Japan
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A ten foot pole

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