Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A 45rpm single of "Jailhouse Rock" (with "Treat Me Nice" on the B-side)
A Scroll of Summon Johnny Wallbank
A clone of 1984 Chevy Chase
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
An antique Wok
A Tape Measure
A stale green fruit loop
An M134 Minigun
An Orb to Ponder

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