Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has laid all to Burnination.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A nubbin collection
A Happy Clam
The entrails of the last priest
A tesseract
A Blue Porcelain Teacup manufactured between the years 1948-1950 in Occupied Japan
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A Severed Ear
A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A Round Tuit

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