Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that failed to mention the flesh-eating bacteria.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A Toilet
A Hatsune Miku costume
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
An Estrus Flask
A Dungeon Map
A working Cartrivision player
A terrible muffin from a coffee cart in Broad Ripple
A paperclip
A G1 Optimus Prime Trailer

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