Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that once killed a man just to watch him die.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A pre-production sample of Fruit Roll-Ups
An Angry Canadian Goose
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A besom
The One Ring to Rule them All
A five leafed clover
A Phoenix Down
A 1997 Nickel
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,

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