Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just burst into flames.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Al Gore Campaign Button
A vial of castoreum
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A horse-sized duck
A bottle of whiskey with a toe floating inside
A CD-R containing a watermarked prerelease copy of Madonna & Justin Timberlake's 2008 song, 4 Minutes
A tangled slinky
A hellbender salamander
A beer hat
The exact number of roads a man must walk down

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