Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that makes your groin itch.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Memo Pad
A Banana made of Antimatter
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A Fish Spatula
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A King's Quest hint guide
A beer hat
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A rusty T-60 powered armor suit
A Sawed-off Shotgun

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