Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that makes your groin itch.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
An Angry Canadian Goose
A Mona Lisa
A Stapler, Red
A PlayStation memory card containing only Crash Bandicoot saves
A copy of the Kama Sutra with positions depicted in ASCII
A Pair of Novelty 2020 Glasses
A pressed leaf, brown and crumbling between your fingers, its original color unknown.
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows

>_