Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A jar of Aqua Regia
An Angelic Visage
A Tricorder
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A Scroll of Gennaro's Additional Parking
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A 90's era ShakeWeight
A brinicle
A temporary restraining order for the person of your choosing
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter

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