Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that disturbs you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
A single stick of fruit stripe gum
A beehive
A glass fishing float
A fine feathered friend
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A Clue
A Batarang
A katana, still sharp
A Berenstein Bears DVD

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