Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Sawed-off Shotgun
A MegaElixir
A silver sleigh bell
A Matryoshka Doll set but they're all the same for some reason
A Flan
A lightsaber
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
An M134 Minigun
A Hookshot
A Foghorn Leghorn Coffee Cup

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