Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Large Hadron Collider
A Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative plate
An Estrus Flask
My favorite piece of equipment... though I haven't used it in months
A Hindenburg-class Airship
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A Non-Fungible Token
A prince rupert's drop
An Angry Canadian Goose
A Batarang

>_