Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going to HyperPoke you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A tesseract
A handwritten note from Taylor Swift with several encouraging words
A complete collection of The Journal of Irreproducible Results
A set of web shooters
The One Ring to Rule them All
The Sun
A "Beasty Boyz II Men" embroidered patch
A wilhelm scream
A Macroeconomics Textbook
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism

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