Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988
A tesseract
A piece of paper listing how many doors and how many wheels there are in the universe
A map of the LGBTQIA+ community
A set of earplugs (with earwax)
A ten foot pole
A wilhelm scream
A set of allen wrenches

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