Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has a mind of its own.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A wilhelm scream
A handmade quilt depicting Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son
A Cock of the Walk
A Fish Spatula
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A Tape Measure
A clock striking 13
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A phial of Billy Bob Thornton's Blood
A fishbowl containing Gary the anomalocaris

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