Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is set to explode in five minutes

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A flaming bag of dog poop
A cocaine-encrusted bible
An unopened box of secrets
A ziploc bag with a bit of white residue
A Holy Grail
A tub of Quark
A Sawed-off Shotgun
A magnetic tripole
A Happy Clam

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