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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Half-Broken Antique Ship's Lantern
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A nubbin collection
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
A Train Ticket between Lisbon to Portland
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies (Samoa)
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac
A Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
An indescribable colour
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