Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is the disguise for a powerful force of evil.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Pine Cone
A USB drive labeled "Virus"
A hidden pixel
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
A Flux Capacitor
A Quantum of Solace
A tub of Quark
A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
The entrails of the last priest
A Scroll of oFish

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