Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has framed you for mail fraud.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
A cherry blossom
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A lovely cobweb
A 2:1 scale model of Jupiter
A sagging IKEA bookshelf
A great crested newt
A Slotted Spoon perfect for making Baked Beans

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