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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that lacks the skills necessary to survive in the wild.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
The Question to the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
A Big Mac happy meal
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
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