Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that failed to mention the flesh-eating bacteria.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
A clock striking 13
A backpack full of survival supplies
A single maid a-milking
A beehive
A Healing Potion
A duplicate
A selection of necessary badges
A Philosopher's Stone
A baby monitor lizard

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