Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A broken light bulb
A hellbender salamander
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
A Tape Measure
A VL3000 Varilight Theatrical Moving Head Light Fixture
A Scroll of oFish
A Ream of Printer Paper
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A Karaoke Machine

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