Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is too good to be true.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A map of the LGBTQIA+ community
A bag of crudely crushed coffee beans
An extremely large ball of twine
A Snowbank
A three-headed monkey
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A half-chewed eraser
A borb
A "Beasty Boyz II Men" embroidered patch
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson

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