Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop bugging you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A prince rupert's drop
A Ream of Printer Paper
A cuckoo
A Dungeon Map
A jar of Aqua Regia
A King's Quest hint guide
The exact number of roads a man must walk down
A piece of paper listing how many doors and how many wheels there are in the universe
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for

>_