Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Ark of the Covenant
A Healing Potion
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A baby monitor tuned to a dead channel
A Set of Empty Plastic Sprues from a RX-78 Gundam Model
A sheet of metal with the very small atomic scale letters IBM etched into it
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A working Antikythera Mechanism
A pallet of Ea-nāṣir's copper ingots
A tesseract

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