Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A Kidney Stone in a Small Glass Jar
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
A Lucky Cabbit's Foot
A fine feathered friend
A Cloak of Inevitability
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A clock striking 13

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