Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Hindenburg-class Airship
A Behelit
A roman dodecahedron
A pink lawn flamingo
A pack of paper joss-cigarettes that have been burned as an offering to the ancestors
A novelty pencil eraser
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
A Padded Gambeson of the Owl
A box of honeycomb cereal
A burgundy 1984 Chevy Celebrity in good condition, except it needs new wipers

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