Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A brinicle
A Round Tuit
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A Left Glove
A Tricorder
A burgundy 1984 Chevy Celebrity in good condition, except it needs new wipers
A Set of Empty Plastic Sprues from a RX-78 Gundam Model
A cuckoo
A sealed cardboard box with a proper shipping label to Santa Claus
A Half-Full Coffee Mug

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