Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that likes reality TV shows.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Sword that Seals the Darkness
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A working Cartrivision player
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
The International Space Station
The World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
A roman dodecahedron
An MRI Magnet
A Glass Vial containing the vasopressin secreted by an individual while they had a romantic daydream about the stranger sitting a few seats down from them on a bus
A Clue

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