Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An illuminated parchment of the Treaty of Westphalia
An indescribable colour
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A hydroelectric dam
A brand new dumpster
A novelty pencil eraser
A Sonic Screwdriver
A maximum of four juggling balls
The entrails of the last priest

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