Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A map of the LGBTQIA+ community
An important looking letter marked "return to sender"
A Padded Gambeson of the Owl
A hellbender salamander
A Beer Bottle filled with Seawater
A novelty pencil eraser
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A Dragon Egg (Hatched)
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for

>_