Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is convinced aliens are planning an invasion of Earth.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A fresh bundle of thyme with receipt
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
A circular smartphone
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A fax sent by a samurai to Abraham Lincoln
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A missing link
A box of honeycomb cereal

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