Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Egg
A CD-R containing a watermarked prerelease copy of Madonna & Justin Timberlake's 2008 song, 4 Minutes
A Tapir
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A Cock of the Walk
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
A List of Every Possible Object
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"

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