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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has a mind of its own.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Angry Canadian Goose
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A Tapir
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"
A collection of every screen-used prop from The Last Starfighter
A 9/16in combination wrench
A purring cat
A vacuum, abhorred by nature
A bolt of thirsty bombazine
A Disposable Lighter
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