Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires four AA batteries (not included).

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
A birb
A single maid a-milking
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A beehive
A Snowball
A Hatsune Miku costume
A Half-Full Coffee Mug
The Mighty Stone

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