Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cypress knee
A matchbox containing one living trilobite
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A Federation Communicator
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A strawberry
A Big Key
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A selection of necessary badges

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