Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is biting you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Moonlight Greatsword
An indescribable colour
A Clump of Belly Cheese
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A cherry blossom flavored KitKat
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies (Samoa)
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A matchbox containing one living trilobite
A swarm of ladybirds
A pair of seven-league boots

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