Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A tangled slinky
A Cock of the Walk
A counterfeit gravestone
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A strawberry
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A Large Hadron Collider
A Phoenix Down
A Ream of Printer Paper
A slug of banana flavored rum from Colombia

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