Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cuckoo
A handmade quilt depicting Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son
A cat clock, keeping rhythm to an unknown timescape
A Moholy-Nagy Light-Space Modulator
A Barbie Action Figure
An Unused Prophylactic
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A box of honeycomb cereal
A Memo Pad
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)

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