Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A Moonlight Greatsword
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
A slug of banana flavored rum from Colombia
A copy of A Kids Book About Periods by Jessica Biel
A catalog of lost media
A borb
A fresh bundle of thyme with receipt
A palate of duck confit
A Happy Clam

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