Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
A Seashell
Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost's Bowler Hat
A Barbie Action Figure
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock
An M134 Minigun
A key from the Hotel California, smelling faintly of colitas
A Japanese puzzle box
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt

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