Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has framed you for mail fraud.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A Moholy-Nagy Light-Space Modulator
A chewed up wad of Wrigley's Doublemint Gum removed from the bottom of a seat at Yankee Stadium
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A plastic bucket full of golf balls covered in lunar dust
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
The Ark of the Covenant
A Stapler, Red
A Macroeconomics Textbook
A sealed cardboard box with a proper shipping label to Santa Claus

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