Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that failed to mention the flesh-eating bacteria.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A decent ham and cheese sandwich
A hypnoglyph
A Matryoshka Doll set but they're all the same for some reason
A cherry blossom
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A silver sleigh bell
The exact number of roads a man must walk down

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