Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that disturbs you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
A complete collection of The Journal of Irreproducible Results
A German nutcracker screaming for its missing lever
A Glade scented plugin that smells of regret
A beehive
A phial of Billy Bob Thornton's Blood
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
A decent ham and cheese sandwich
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A besom

>_