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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is feverish and delusional.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room
A Comically Oversized Plastic Toad
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A temporary restraining order for the person of your choosing
A Lotus flower (uneaten)
A Seashell
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A Very Important Tyrannosaurus Rex
A pressed leaf, brown and crumbling between your fingers, its original color unknown.
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