Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Grandfather Clock
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
A kaleidoscope
A porcelain dish in the shape of a drop of milk that just hit a surface
An Estus Flask
A fine feathered friend
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A scroll of Huizinga's Magic Circle

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