Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A baby monitor lizard
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
A copy of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire signed by Caesar Augustus
A 90's era ShakeWeight
A fine feathered friend
A manual lever espresso machine
A broken light bulb
An earthworm
A lemon meringue pie
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP

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