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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is too good to be true.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Top Quark
A rusty T-60 powered armor suit
A sheet of metal with the very small atomic scale letters IBM etched into it
Two turntables and a microphone
A vial of castoreum
A Big Mac happy meal
A working Cartrivision player
An Overdue Medical Bill
A Banana made of Antimatter
An earthworm
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