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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants you dead.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Hindenburg-class Airship
A sphere of clear polystyrene from the stomach of a man who ate coffee cups
A List of Every Possible Object
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A three-headed monkey
An Angry Canadian Goose
A pair of Disney cast member communal underwear
A bittersweet symphony
A Medusa Emerald
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
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