Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
An adamantium skellington
A Tricorder
A Big Key
A translating dictionary for two unfamiliar languages
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A VHS tape of public domain cartoons from 2133 BC
A Dragon Radar
The entrails of the last priest
The International Space Station

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