Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A balloon dog
An Overdue Medical Bill
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A copy of the second book of Aristotle's Poetics
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A Pataphor
A single peanut M&M
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
The Bottled City of Kandor

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