Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Dungeon Map
A perfectly whorled snail shell
A signed first-edition hardcover copy of Sailor Moon: American Kitsune by David Gonterman
A prince rupert's drop
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies (Samoa)
A Ream of Printer Paper
A Big Bird puppet costume (empty)
A pint of Ben and Jerry "Sarcophagus Black Ooze" flavored ice cream
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter
A Set of Empty Plastic Sprues from a RX-78 Gundam Model

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