Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that disturbs you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Scroll of Summon Johnny Wallbank
A Disposable Lighter
A brinicle
A Toilet
A fax sent by a samurai to Abraham Lincoln
A Grandfather Clock
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A cypress knee
A Scroll of Gennaro's Additional Parking
A gimmicked set of juggler's dice

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