Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988
A Sterile Neutrino
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A Hard Drive full of Bitcoin
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A Necklace made of Black Piano Keys
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A mirror inset with a broken blue gem

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