Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is set to explode in five minutes

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies (Samoa)
A Cloak of Inevitability
A handful of tumeric powder
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A three-headed monkey
A Memo Pad
A copy of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire signed by Caesar Augustus
A "Beware of the Leopard" sign
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP

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