Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Overdue Medical Bill
A Compass
A magic torch that will burn as long as Centralia, PA does
A Heisman Trophy
A besom
A roll of tape
An Unused Prophylactic
A Glade scented plugin that smells of regret
A beer hat
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock

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