Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A "Mr. Meat" bagel sandwich from the Bagel Street Deli in Athens, Ohio
A clone of 1984 Chevy Chase
A portable hole
A Small Stone Owl
A mirror inset with a broken blue gem
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A Hard Drive full of Bitcoin
A chunk of Ruin Marble
A working Antikythera Mechanism

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