Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that feasts on the flesh of the living.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The Autobot Matrix of Leadership
A Quantum of Solace
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
An origami dragon
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A brand new dumpster
An extremely large ball of twine
A Pair of Tau Leptons
A Cock of the Walk
A paper fortune-teller

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