Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that needs some time away from you for perspective.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A lightsaber
A counterfeit gravestone
A hovering kestrel
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A half-mouse
A circular smartphone
A boarding pass for an American Airlines flight from 1996
An earthworm
A burgundy 1984 Chevy Celebrity in good condition, except it needs new wipers
A silver sleigh bell

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