Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants to grow devil horns.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A Paranoid Android
A Tape Measure
A "Crying laughing" emoji in plushie form
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
The World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
A beehive
A 90's era ShakeWeight
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A small Asteroid from the Oort Cloud made mostly of ice but containing a lump of platinum the size of a canned ham

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