Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that needs some time away from you for perspective.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A vacuum, abhorred by nature
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
A Tricorder
A three-headed monkey
A Pipe Organ from St. Steven's Cathedral
A pressed leaf, brown and crumbling between your fingers, its original color unknown.
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A beehive
A Set of Empty Plastic Sprues from a RX-78 Gundam Model
A Recording of the greybody spectrum of Hawking radiation released by a black hole that just ate the Oxford English Dictionary (unabridged)

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