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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Top Quark
A Scouter rated for power levels up to 8999
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A Bird Feeder (empty)
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A Hookshot
A Foghorn Leghorn Coffee Cup
A Fine Leather Jacket
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A Dictionary
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