Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires four AA batteries (not included).

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
A heptagonal stop sign
An earthworm
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
An Unfamiliar Family Photograph
Two turntables and a microphone
A pre-production sample of Fruit Roll-Ups
An Unused Prophylactic
A Hookshot
A VL3000 Varilight Theatrical Moving Head Light Fixture

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