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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A high pressure fuel injector
A duplicate
A key from the Hotel California, smelling faintly of colitas
A Dungeon Map
A brinicle
A Scouter rated for power levels up to 8999
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A Quantum of Solace
An Angry Canadian Goose
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
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