Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A brand new dumpster
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
A Bearinstain Bears DVD
A Seashell
An AD&D 1st edition character sheet filled out for a half-elven fighter/cleric/magic-user
A poster of Elliot Gould and Grover, signed by Grover
A Pile of Mixed Hair from a Barbershop
A Scroll of Summon Johnny Wallbank
A Ship Rib
A tesseract

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