Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that just gave you the Double Deuce.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A paperclip
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
A Devil on your shoulder
A Large Hadron Collider
A Bullet Used in the Assassination of President Humphrey
A flaming bag of dog poop
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
A 24kt Gold Ingot
A Dungeon Map

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