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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
A Holy Grail
A Disposable Lighter
The entrails of the last priest
A cheap plastic orrery
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
An Estus Flask
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A pair of Disney cast member communal underwear
A high pressure fuel injector
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