Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop bugging you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A katana, still sharp
A VCR Tape labeled "Saturday Night Live 11/19/88"
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock
A porcelain dish in the shape of a drop of milk that just hit a surface
A Pair of Novelty 2020 Glasses
A picture of paper, or maybe snow... or a ghost
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
An Unopened and Weirdly Heavy Can of New Coke
A Ticket Outta This Joint
A chunk of Ruin Marble

>_