Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is insane and unpredictable.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Necklace made of Black Piano Keys
A Clump of Belly Cheese
A Grapefruit scented candle
A Sonic Screwdriver
A katana, still sharp
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
An amateur painting of Christ
A pair of Disney cast member communal underwear
A Ferrari 250 GT California
A Diamond Sword

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