Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A borb
A boarding pass for an American Airlines flight from 1996
A King's Quest hint guide
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac
A Picture of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore
A Hookshot
A clone of 1984 Chevy Chase
A Salt Shaker Filled with Pepper
A Pic-a-nic Basket

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