Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An antique Wok
A jar of Aqua Regia
A key from the Hotel California, smelling faintly of colitas
A chunk of Ruin Marble
An array of light bulbs currently depicting a peacock
A Ream of Printer Paper
A Gold Ring from Sonic the Hedgehog
A Left Glove
A jewelled self-dribbling basketball
A pink lawn flamingo

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