Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is coin-operated.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Grapefruit scented candle
A Tape Measure
A Fresh Set of Wisdom Teeth
A jar of Aqua Regia
A Three of Clubs
A Bird Feeder (empty)
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A Quantum of Solace
A Self-Portrait of Norman Rockwell, but not the one you're thinking of,
A lightsaber

>_