Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that ate your birthday cake.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Bearinstain Bears DVD
A CD-R containing a watermarked prerelease copy of Madonna & Justin Timberlake's 2008 song, 4 Minutes
A 90's era ShakeWeight
A heptagonal stop sign
A temporary restraining order for the person of your choosing
A Banana made of Antimatter
A Rubber Duck version of an Unfamiliar Character
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A missing link
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear

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