Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants your SOUL.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A manual lever espresso machine
A pressed leaf, brown and crumbling between your fingers, its original color unknown.
A Flan
A "fun-size" bottle of shampoo
A cuckoo
A Big Mouth Billy Bass that's been hacked to sing Never Gonna Give You Up
A copy of How To Always Say the Right Thing by Glorietta Axelrod
A Cloak of Inevitability
A pair of seven-league boots
A cypress knee

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