Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has framed you for mail fraud.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sphere of clear polystyrene from the stomach of a man who ate coffee cups
A Manna Potion
A biscuit with "DO NOT EAT, GREEN INK IS BAD FOR YOU" written in green ink
A small pair of scissors
A kaleidoscope
A lemon meringue pie
A temporary restraining order for the person of your choosing
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"
A hellbender salamander
A paperclip

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