Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that wants your SOUL.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An Unused Prophylactic
A Boondock Saints poster autographed by the 1999 New Orleans Saints
A Beer Bottle filled with Seawater
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A Sterile Neutrino
A fine feathered friend
A Set of Ukulele Strings
A Heisman Trophy
An extremely large ball of twine
An M134 Minigun

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