Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires three rare elements to function.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A crate of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
The One Ring to Rule them All
A Blue Porcelain Teacup manufactured between the years 1948-1950 in Occupied Japan
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies (Samoa)
A half-empty can of 4loko
A pair of Disney cast member communal underwear
A Stapler, Red
A Glade scented plugin that smells of regret
A backpack full of survival supplies

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