Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that makes your groin itch.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
A Mona Lisa
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A Hatsune Miku costume
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A copy of "The Complete Works of Wouldiwas Shookspeared"
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
An Octopus
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"

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