Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is completely stoned.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A wilhelm scream
A duplicate
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A Tiny Screw that probably fell out of something but Who Knows
A nice heavy stone, perfect for skipping
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A tesseract
A laminated sign saying "PLEASE DO NOT BE ON FIRE"
A cheap plastic orrery

>_