Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire signed by Caesar Augustus
A catalog of lost media
A Diamond Sword
An Orb to Ponder
A pre-production sample of Fruit Roll-Ups
A sheet of metal with the very small atomic scale letters IBM etched into it
An Angelic Visage
A Seashell
A clock striking 13
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988

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