Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has framed you for mail fraud.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A Scouter rated for power levels up to 8999
A Mona Lisa
A jar of Aqua Regia
A cat clock, keeping rhythm to an unknown timescape
A boarding pass for an American Airlines flight from 1996
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
A Half-Empty Coffee Mug
A Clump of Belly Cheese
A nice set of silverware

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