Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A brand new dumpster
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
A Toilet
A Beer Bottle filled with Seawater
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
The keys to the Starship Enterprise
A Karaoke Machine
A Padded Gambeson of the Owl
A pressed leaf, brown and crumbling between your fingers, its original color unknown.

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