Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires three rare elements to function.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A pair of jorts with "juicy" written on the butt
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
My favorite piece of equipment... though I haven't used it in months
A VL3000 Varilight Theatrical Moving Head Light Fixture
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
The entrails of the last priest
A single maid a-milking
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A Mona Lisa

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