Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop teasing you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A replica Silmaril from the Tol Eressëa gift shop
A Disposable Lighter
A Train Ticket between Lisbon to Portland
A copy of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire signed by Caesar Augustus
A pair of seven-league boots
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A roman dodecahedron
An Egg
A magnetic monopole

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