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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A multi-neck bass guitar
A twinkling star
A slug of banana flavored rum from Colombia
A cherry blossom
An earthworm
A replica Silmaril from the Tol Eressëa gift shop
A CD-R containing a watermarked prerelease copy of Madonna & Justin Timberlake's 2008 song, 4 Minutes
A sphere of clear polystyrene from the stomach of a man who ate coffee cups
A sixth-grade book report on A Wrinkle in Time written by Trent Reznor
A keyring full of random keys you're afraid to throw away
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