Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going to HyperPoke you.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A half-eaten box of Scooby Snacks
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A portable hole
A Kidney Stone in a Small Glass Jar
A sealed envelope containing the combined G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg invasion fleet
A lost soul
A novelty pencil eraser
A terrible muffin from a coffee cart in Broad Ripple

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