Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that likes reality TV shows.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A baby monitor tuned to a dead channel
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A Matryoshka Doll set but they're all the same for some reason
A rusty T-60 powered armor suit
An Unused Prophylactic
A Happy Clam
A Hatsune Miku costume
Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost's Bowler Hat
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts

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