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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that requires four AA batteries (not included).
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
A miniature F5 tornado sealed in box
A besom
A Box of One Dozen Mixed Donuts
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A Space Jam DVD
A Pic-a-nic Basket
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
A CD of E=MO2 signed by Emo Phillips
An ancient fertility statue modeled after Emily Blunt
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