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Cleberty
Cleberty was a man
Who went and got himself a tan
Because he had an evil plan
Involving pork.
So when he bit into some cheese
Which was infested with some fleas
He asked his throat spray, "Would you please
Pass me the fork."
Then he, with doggedest persistence
And some pork chops for subsistence
Spent the rest of his existence
Playing Zork.
This was funnier in my head.
Read some other page instead.