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Bash that boy band singer!
Being the great humanitarian you are, you bring your vase down upon the head of a nearby boy band singer, effectively slaying him. This causes several things to happen.
- Millions of girls not old enough to date lock themselves in their rooms to sob for hours about the loss of their idol.
- Everybody who listens to real music considers you a hero for ridding the world of a horrible singer.
- A third thing, because every enumerated list should have at least three entries.
You feel kind of guilty about the sad middle school girls, but it's a small price to pay for the removal of a horrible boy band singer. Also, it's kind of nice being adored by all fans of all other music genres. Maybe you should kill pop singers more often.