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Use your Jedi Mind Trick on Johnny
You pass your hand in front of Johnny. "You will attack Trogdor."
"Okay," says Johnny, "But only because you asked so nicely."
Johnny leaps in front of Trogdor, but gasp! Using nothing but his sheer English charm, he overwhelms the Dragon! British'd!
Awesome! Now to take care of that Mafia type...