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Slap Werner Herzog across the face
You slap Werner Herzog hard across the face, then you get him a Herzog Zwei for good measure. It nearly knocks the old man off his feet, but he manages to stumble and regain his footing.
He glares at you crossly, "Shut up ho! I don't want none aya sass!" he shouts, despite you not saying anything, "With this hot body I do what I want! What, you think you're better than me?! You wanna fight beaatch!??"
He adopts a pugilistic stance and demonstrates a bit of fancy footwork. Grudgingly you admit he might be up to the task.