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Keep using your Annoying Shield
After ten minutes of playing "Circle the Phazon Elite", Samus collapses from exhaustion and looks up at you. You can see her eyes through her visor, showing deep fear and regret. Cautious, you keep your Annoying shield up and at the ready in case she does something tricky. But after five minutes, Samus passes out.
You consider crushing her, but before you can do anything, you suddenly find yourself craving PHAZON!!! You turn and leap straight into the vat, but the excess Phazon melts your brain and you sink to the bottom of the vat.
Sucks to be you.