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Jump in the portal
You jump into the portal and feel yourself growing lighter, then leaving the ground. You spin around for a moment and then find yourself outside Pierre's fencing emporium.
However, you feel somewhat odd. The amazing rock you found is nowhere to be seen, but you realize with dawning dread why this is. Your DNA and the rock's DNA have merged, creating some kind of rock-human hybrid like in The Fly! Only with rocks instead of flies!
I bet you're glad you took twenty to find that rock. Nothing like having crappy rock DNA merged with your own.
GAME OVER