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Go in the kitchen
The kitchen is dark and abandoned. You boots stick slightly to the floor as you make your way around the counters and stoves. Something is breathing in the corner. You walk toward it and say, "Hello?"
A rotting blue woman wearing a chef's apron stands up out of the darkness. She lifts a chainsaw and pulls the starter cord, roaring it into life. You feel a brief wave of panic, but quickly get over it.
"Hi," you say, "I'm here to help."
The woman revs the chainsaw.
"Let me guess," you say, "One rev for yes, two revs for no?"
The woman revs the chainsaw one time.
"Have you ever considered morse code?"
The woman revs the chainsaw two times. The woman revs the chainsaw one long time and one short time and one long time and one short time, then three long times, then one long time and one short time, then three short times, then two short times, then one long time and two short times, then one short time, then one short time and one long time and one short time, then one short time, then one long time and two short times. The woman revs the chainsaw two short times, then one long time. The woman revs the chainsaw one long time and three short times, then two short times and one long time, then one long time. The woman revs the chainsaw two short times, then one long time, then three short times. The woman revs the chainsaw one short time and two long times, then one short time and one long time, then one long time and one short time and two long times. The woman revs the chainsaw one long time, then three long times, then three long times. The woman revs the chainsaw two long times, then two short times and one long time, then one long time and one short time and one long time and one short time, then four short times. The woman revs the chainsaw one short time and two long times, then three long times, then one short time and one long time and one short time, then one long time and one short time and one long time.
"Fair enough," you say. Well, you're here to help so what do you do?