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Destroy a squirrel
You come to the logical conclusion that you should destroy a squirrel. You justify your violent plotting by telling yourself "That squirrel totally had it coming" and set out on a SUPERDARKLORD quest to kill a member of the small woodland rodents.
Eventually you find one of these tree dwelling abominations. You watch it from a distance for a few moments, and then fire upon it with your SUPERDARKLORD lazer vision.
Amazingly, the squirrel somehow manages to doge the deadly blast. Instead, it leaps high into the air, landing nimbly behind you. You turn to face your woodland opponent, and stare it down for a long moment. Then you notice something that shocks and horrifies you.
It's not a squirrel at all! This little beast you've been fighting is actually an ocelot, the dreaded spinal cord eaters, cleverly disguised as a squirrel! Oh the horror! You had better act fast, or you'll be cut down in your SUPERDARKLORD prime!