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Come up with a clever plan
Banking on the fact the aliens don't have a total understanding of what "Kissing" entails, you whisper "Follow my lead" to your fellow abductee and then, in a loud voice, shout:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
The human of opposite sex, as if on cue, bursts into flames. This is, to say the least, unexpected.
As you make pathetic attempts to put the flames out, one alien comments to another, "Amazing. And this somehow leads to procreation. I'll never understand it myself."
Finally, in desperation, you cast ●Fish on the burning human, dousing them in a rain of slimy, but satisfying, fish. they've taken second and third degree burns to 90% of their body, but otherwise they seem to be okay.
GAME OVER