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At the local chapter of PETA
The people for the ethical treatment of animals will probably try to make zombies a protected species before they defend themselves, so it's really the most logical place to feed.
You lurch on down to the local PETA chapter, and eat some brains. Unfortunately, PETA brains taste like tofu. Nasty!