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Ask to be made into "The One"
"Genie, make me 'The One'", you say.
"The what?", he responds.
"You know, 'The One' - like in The Matrix?", you explain.
"What is The Matrix you speak of, master?", he asks you in a puzzled tone of voice.
Crap, he's got you there. No one can be told exactly what the Matrix is, you must see it for yourself. Well, so much for THAT plan.
GAME OVER