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You encounter a level 3 error. What do you do?
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AcceptHisOffer
AgreeToHisTerms
AllowYourselfToBeMessilyDevoured
AndYouThoughtThatThe1TonTortoisesWhereNotThatFastEather
AnswerAndFireAGunDownTheLine
AnswerNo
AroundTheWorld
AskHimAboutHisEvilPlans
AskSomeoneNearbyJustWTFupandIsAndIfArrivingThereHasAnythingToDoYouAttemptTotrieToSellASword
AskThemForDonuts
AskTheSculleryMaidAboutTheCompactedPuppyGarbage
AskToBeAHumanAgain
AskToBeMadeIntoTheOne
AskToBeReincarnatedAsACoconutCremePie
AtAlsSchoolOfStickingPointyThingsIntoThingsThatScreamAndBleed
AtMafiaHQ
AttackEmperorBeat
AttackTheDjinnWithAllYourSpells
AttackTheLeprechaun
AttackThePepperonisWithYourSword
AttemptToActUponThisThoughtRegardlessOfItsPrecivedDifficulty
AttemptToDieAndRespawnSomewhereElse
AttemptToReadKYOTOPROTOCOLTOTHEUNITEDNATIONSFRAMEWORKCONVENTIONONCLIMATECHANGE
AttemptToStandUpPassingTheSwordThroughYourEntireBody
BakeACake
BeanieBaby
BeatItOutOfHim
BecomeADoctor
BecomeAGhost
BecomeAVegetarian
BecomeThePiesFriend
BehindTheBack
ButYouWantRevenge
CastOGoobegone
ChallengeTheTellerToABeatboxContest
ChaseOneOfThemIntoTheTarPits
CheckOutTheMessageBoard
ConsultTheManual
DanceInTheElevator
DeinterlaceIt
DieHorribly
DontDoAnythingJustGoGetDrunk
DoSomethingElse
EatMoreGOLD
EatTheirBrains
EatTheRhino
EconomicsTextbook
ExamineYourTrueFeelings
FetchJohnnysBrainMedicine
GetABj
GetAPetMonkey
GiveAndyAHug
GoBackToTheShadow
GoNextDoorAndGetABurger
GoSeeADoctor
Hide
IgnoreTheDoorAndContinueOnInTheMaze
InvestigateTheSmokeDetectorOnTheCeiling
JumpAndDownLikeAMONKEY
JustinTimberlakeCD
KeepContemplating
LIMBO
LookUpsex
MixUpSomePoisonAndSlipItIntoAFewCocktails
Nothing
NoWaitZeroImSERIOUS
OfferTheBoardingToopsSomeTea
OpenTheDoorAndWalkInCasually
PickAnApple
PressStart
PutTheGlassInYourBackpack
RabamamhaMattaUtterACatchphrase
RemainPacifist
ReplaceItWithAPoundOfHamburger
RunScreamingOutOfTheShrine
SayHoldOnIWasntReady
SayTheresNoPlaceLikeHome
SendYourCreditCardDetailsToTheCompanyThatMadeTheGame
SmackTheStripper
SmashTheSculleryMaid
StartAFire
StopPlayingAndJumpAroundWackingYourselfWithAFrozenMonkey
StyrofoamCupOfSomethingThatLooksLikeTeaButIsntQuiteTouchIt
SummonTrogdorTheBurninator
SwellsUpIntoATinyMidget
TakeTheMonk
TakeTheScimitar
ThrowACrazyParty
TryToEatTheTofuGod
TurnAndFleeIntoTheSurroundingWoods
UseYourBigPlasmaCannon
UseYourFortuneToLiveItUp
UseYourNewfoundSkillzToMakeDinner
Watch24
WhipOutAStraw
YouBiteYourOwnEarOff
YouHaveGotToGoToTheBathroom
YouWalkAroundTheRugSoItWaresOutEnvenlyAlongTheEdeges
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