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is full of knives wants you dead dislikes caviar smells like it came from the elemental plane of meat ate your birthday cake disturbs you has aspirations to rule the world wants to grow devil horns is biting you hates you with a burning passion has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep wants to borrow five dollars for lunch and you just know you're never going to see the money again is set to explode in five minutes is completely stoned failed to mention the flesh-eating bacteria feasts on the flesh of the living just gave you the Double Deuce has laid all to Burnination was caught fooling around with your significant other is the disguise for a powerful force of evil has latched itself onto your face and is laying an embryo in your stomach is going to HyperPoke you requires four AA batteries (not included) is all out of cookies requires three rare elements to function is coin-operated won't stop singing "I will Survive" wants your SOUL just burst into flames is going down and it's taking you with it makes your groin itch is now stalking you won't stop bugging you is full of preservatives doesn't make any sense is too good to be true lacks the skills necessary to survive in the wild has a mind of its own is insane and unpredictable is unimpressed with you won't stop rubbing your head won't stop teasing you is a bounty hunter after your head needs some time away from you for perspective is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it has framed you for mail fraud has really bad gas is convinced aliens are planning an invasion of Earth once killed a man just to watch him die can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler likes reality TV shows stole the cookies from the cookie jar doesn't know how to solve your problems is feverish and delusional