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Portable Optical Mouse
Oh, beloved small piece of consumer electronics, how I love thee and thy tiny portable ways. And now, a haiku!
Beautiful small mouse
Keeps me from bad evil touchpads
Slide on bold input
Beautiful! When I wield it as a mighty flail to defeat the horrible monster known in the ancient language of the demons as Pro'fez-ur, victory will not be denied me! I shall munch of her wonderful bone candy, and the gremlin brigade shall assist my issuing in a new era!