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Whine to your cellmate.
"Man," you say to your cellmate, "I had a good life before stupid Gorgotron messed everything up!"
"Tell me about it," says your cellmate. "That Gorgotron jerk was the prosecuting attorney that got me in here."
"He's a lawyer too?" you incredulously inquire.
"And a doctor, and a fireman, and a rockstar, and he has a PHD in microbiology. The kind of person we love to hate." Who knew that Gorgotron was so... Perfect? His superiority over you infuriates you. Although you have to admit, his cover on your "Tribute to Iron Maiden" CD is very good.