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Turn the businessman into a red streak
You pick up the man by the back of the neck. "No, wait!" he screams, but it's no use. You toss him, suit and all, high into the sky. Surprisingly enough his body survives the intensely high g-forces of your throw, but sure enough gravity eventually catches up to him and smashes him into the ground at what is almost certainly terminal velocity.
You feel somewhat guilty for your meathod-induced killing streaks, and you can't deny that anime or not, these methods are not very ethical.
GAME OVER