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Throw them over the fence into your neighbor's yard
You take the stolen goods and toss them over the fence into the corner of your neighbor's yard.
"Hi-diddly-ho there neighborino!" Flanders says, "I can't help but notice you're tossing stolen goods in my yard!"
"Butt out, Flanders," you say, "Mind your own business."
"Righty-o, neighborroni!"
"That guy creeps me out," you say before tossing a bottle of vodka with a lit vodka-soaked rag stuffed in the neck.