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Threaten the cultists with your new found awesome power
You point your angle arm at the foolish cultist PETA members and make a generic threatening statement. It's totally menacing and stuff.
Unfortunately, while you were busy making threatening statements, the PETA cultists finished their sinister incantations around their little fire. Which results in the summoning of the Tofu God. Who quickly destroys both you and Johnny. Tough break.
GAME OVER