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The basement
Okay, so you're in Hell's basement. Doesn't sound that interesting, really. Just not many Demons go around here, and they're usually handydemons anyway.
But then you notice a series of pipes in front of you that are frosty white. They all have overly large gate valves on them, labeled "Primary coolant valves". They're off.
It just seems too good to be true.