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Take the box and open it at Lars and Sadie
You accept the cursed package, which almost leaps out of your grip the moment you're holding it. It twists and jerks in your grip but you hold firm and eventually it calms down.
You look at Lars and Sadie.
They look at you.
You grin at Lars and Sadie
They grin at you.
You open the package of one dozen starving crazed weasels at Lars and Sadie.
They grin at you.
You realize you have made a tactical error. This truly is no ordinary box of starving crazed weasels. It really IS cursed. The weasels pour out of the box and immediately make a U turn to run up your arms and begin ripping your flesh. Lars and Sadie seems to find this incredibly amusing.
GAME OVER