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Summon a well-known pop-culture figure
You wave your hands in intricate patterns, speaking vowels so foreign to the human ears, they make Suzy shiver in fear and say a frightened, though not unattractive "baa". Then, green smoke begins to erupt from the ground.
When it clears, you discover you've summoned... Rabamamha Matta, the famous Bollywood actor! Overon hasn't been idle, and has countered with his own spell of summoning. He jumps up and down, screaming magical words, until a shape begins to materialize in front of him. You shriek in horror as you realize it's SUPERDARKLORD, a sinister hybrid of an alternative version of yourself and Johnny Wallbank!
Rabamamha Matta looks at you obediently, awaiting your command.