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Smash Bill in the Face
You quickly make a fist and aim a powerful hook to Bill's Jaw. Surprisingly, your fist travels right through the billionaire, as though there's nothing there at all for you to hit.
"A hologram!" you gasp. Then regaining your composure, you stare down the 3D projection. "Let's stop talking though your fancy pants projections and fight face to face." you demand.
The Holo-Bill smiles. "About time somebody figured out the big secret." It says. "Well, I've got nothing better to do, so why not!" And with that, the hologram flickers for a moment, and then vanishes altogether. At the same moment, the giant metal door opens before you.
"Step into my office, Adventurer," a voice that sounds like a deeper, more digital version of Gates' voice beckons.