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Show it off
You spend some time walking up to random strangers and showing them your unique little nugget. They're usually pretty interested at first, the exact sort of interest you'd expect from anyone when shown a lump of gold the size of a baby's forearm.
This invariably changes once you explain how it got its unique shape. They say things like "Ugh, weird" and "disgusting." One person even dropped your golden trophy in a muddy puddle! Imagine! It's still gold, after all. It's one of the most workable and reusable metals ever invented! You could go get it minted into coins and no one would think twice.
But that would be giving in to their normie attitudes. Maybe instead you should show them just how much of a weirdo you really are.