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Sell Johnny to the pawnshop
That's ridiculous. The pawnshop doesn't buy people. Or maybe it does... you make a quick phone call to the pawn shop to discover that they do, in fact, deal in people. You run frantically to the pawnshop, forgetfully leaving behind Johnny with your several bags of fascinating items that are probably worth several hundred gold.