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Say, "I'll never join you!"
"I'll never join you! Never in a million billion GAJILLION years!" you scream at Ronny.
"I don't know what you're trying to accomplish," Ronny says, "You're not going to be able to escape those bonds, and you can't cast any spells with your arms tied up."
Little does Ronny know that there IS one spell you can cast without flailing your arms like a dope. Without further ado, you cast that spell. "FLORADORAPOREDORS," you yell, causing all the spinklers in the room to go off.
Ronny takes an umbrella out of his desk and opens it. "I still don't know what you're trying to accomplish," he says.
Of course, you know EXACTLY what you're trying to accomplish. you can now just barely slide your arms out of the wet ropes, freeing your hands! You quickly gesture and say, "How about a little fish with your water? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and then finish casting oFish!
A shower of yummy fish blasts all the mafia types into the carpet as you run out of the room. You run to the elevator, but behind you Ronny screams "After him! He is my nemesis! Our rivalry is what gives me motivation in life! Now go! Destroy him! That's an order!"