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Say "I'd like to tell you about our new long distance plan guaranteed to save you money."
No sooner do the words leave your mouth do you hear the click of the phone being hung up. Success!
Sadly your happiness is short lived. As you leave the phone booth, a long, black car pulls up next to you, and a man in a suit and dark glasses steps out.
"Sir," hey addresses you, "there have been reports of a telemarketer in this area. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you downtown."
"Excuse me?" you say in disbelief.
"You're under arrest for soliciting over the phone," says the man in the black suit. "Now come quietly, and this will be easier for all of us."
GAME OVER