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Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."
"Okay," says the pirate, "That makes no sense. I mean, waving my scar around? How the heck am I supposed to do that? I think you're just making stuff up."
"Uh... er... LAND SHARK!" you point behind the pirate.
"Oh I'm not falling for the old 'Land Shark' routine again." says the pirate, but just as he finishes the Land Shark comes up and bites out his midsection. The two remaining bits of him seem a bit disenfranchised for a moment, then die.
The land shark leaves you alone, but not before giving you a T-shirt saying "I've been singled out by a land shark for a future meal and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
GAME OVER