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Run Away!
Without looking back, you turn tail and run like the wind. You don't know where you're going or what you're going to do, but what you DO know is that you don't want to be a part of that situation any more! Nosiree, not this time! You're going to run free, free like a bird, free like a mouse, heck, even free like a fawn or other small, defenseless animal!
Unsurprisingly, an Ocelot drawn by your defenseless vibes jumps onto your back. It sinks its teeth deep into your neck. You spin wildly, hands flailing to attempt to remove the threat from your back, but to no avail. The Ocelot's sharp claws dig deep into your flesh, and its fangs tear towards your tender spine.