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Refuse to help
"Sorry," you say to the king pepperoni, "But heaven helps those who help themselves."
"What in the name of all that is good is that supposed to mean?" the king pepperoni angrily inquires. "Are you going to help us or not?"
"No," you proudly state, "I will not help you."
"I respect you position," the horrible pepperoni says. "Sadly, I still have to vaporize you for refusing us help."
You attempt to cry out, but all that leaves your mouth is carbon and water molecules, largely because all the solid elements of your body has been blasted into ash.
You respawn on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by pirates.
GAME OVER