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Pretend to be a Tree
While the Tofu God is distracted with the Rains of Fish, you decide to go with the better part of valor, and leaf. . . Horribly mangled puns aside, you swiftly grab some shrubberies, and coquettishly hold them above you, where fish summarily pile all around you.
Good thing you had those branches, or else you would suffocate now. Unfortunately, there is only 3 minutes air in the fish pocket. And BOY does it stink.
GAME OVER