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Panic and implode yourself into a singularity
"HURK!" you say as you screw up your face and concentrate on crushing your body into a singularity. You start to compress, but you fail your attempt and return to normal size with a loud "POP". You fall backwards, landing with your head directly between the legs of the woman who was following you. She's wearing a skirt.
She takes a moment to grip your head between her feet and with a odd jumping motion she rips it entirely off your body.
GAME OVER