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Offer Johnny Wallbank to the creature as a sacrifice
You manipulate the energies of the universe with wild gestures until Johnny Wallbank is suddenly here. He looks at the enormous animal or monster or something. He glares at you angrily until he no longer has any eyeballs. you watch in horror as the animal or monster or something eats Johnny's head off and then sucks his organs out using the bloody neck hole. It's easily one of the nastiest things you've ever seen.
Lucky for you the monster stalks off, satiated.