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Leave the phone off the hook
Obvious enough, isn't it? You take the handset and place it next to the non-handset, effectively silencing the ringing.
Next comes the looting. You take twenty to give the room a real close look, but after only a minuet or so your problem becomes worse.
Now the phone is emitting the high-pitched beep indicating it has been left off the hook.
GAME OVER