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Kick him in the gonads
After rubbing your steel toes for luck you pull back and smash the Almight Red's gonads into a consistency not unlike tomato sauce.
He screams long and loud. After several days in intensive care to recouperate he says to you, "That wasn't very nice."
His voice isn't all high-pitched like it should be. This annoys and enrages you.
GAME OVER