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Keep smashing stuff!
You spend what seems like many hours in happy bliss destroying the machines all around you. In reality, it is only a few minutes before the entire room fills with the blue steam. You pass out. Half a dozen arachnid robots scuttle into the room and take your body away.
You wake up in a brightly-lit, white-walled room. You are strapped to a table and surrounded by the robots. A white-bearded man wearing a white lab coat and holding the Big Heavy Mallet addresses you.
"So, you thought you could have some fun smashing the machinery in my factory did you? Well, we'll just have to teach you something."
GAME OVER