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HyperPoke the Tofu god!
There's an idea. You charge up your finger and stab it deep into the Tofu god's bean-curd belly. He screams in incoherent rage at you and blasts you back with an awesome display of bean-power.
"He's too strong." You say to no-one in particular. "It'll take more than HyperPokes or oFish to beat him."