Recent Articles
- Art
- Articles
- Cheese
- Chemistry
- Cleberty
- Devil's List
- Economics
- Farmers
- Feedback
- George Orwell
- Golden Whip of Unusualness
- Good Words
- Inventory
- Lady C-3PO
- Location
- Mail Harry
- Methods of Escape
- New Computer Smell
- New Years Resolutions
- Padiddle
- Pataphor
- People Who Don't Live in Cardboard Towns
- Petty Justified
- Pokemon Soccer
- Punching People in the Head
|
| This website and its contents are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License |
Hand the waiter his own eyes
With blinding speed and impressive technique, you rip the waiter's eyes right out of his ugly face. After noting quickly they're not human eyes, you politely place the mangled eyeballs in the alien's hands. That way, he'll know that you're not some sicko eyeball thief as he bleeds out and dies. And bleed out and die he does. It's quite a spectacular death too. Very impressive.
Your immediate Alienaiter problems taken care of, you continue to wait at your recently acquired table and chair. It seems like whosoever is supposed to serve you is taking a very long time. You should call the manager or something.