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HACK THE RAFT!!!
With a flick of your wrist and a glint of malicious stupidity in your eye, you promptly chop the inflatable raft with the survival knife.
Now you're in the water. You're wet. You don't like it. Your raftmate is floating in the water next to you, sure to attract unwelcome attention. You better start swimming toward that land you thought you saw before.