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Grill it with a bit of BBQ
Not wanting the lizard to go to waste, you fire up a nearby grill and barbecue yourself a giant lizard. As you chow down on your massive reptilian meal, you begin to notice a numbness crawling through your body, as though you have eaten something poisonous and are slowly dying.
You put two and two together and get four. Then you mentally kick yourself for focusing on addition at a time like this, and quickly try to plan out your last minutes, as the lizard poison slowly seeps through your veins.