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Go to the Carnival
Carnivals are fun, right? Of course they are! Stop asking such silly questions!
You pay your two dollars for admission and commence wandering around aimlessly. The spinning g-force of death ride looks fun, as does the house of mirrors, but what really catches your eye is an arcade machine set apart from all the other attractions. Inside a glass box is a wooden model of a swami, or something like that. It's labeled "Zoltar Speaks!"