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Give him the Double Deuce
Without further ado, you give him a taste of the Double Deuce! BLAMMO! 0wn3d! The rubber mask that the Alien Waiter, or Alienaiter if you will, was wearing took most of the damage, but if you think that makes him fine, you try smearing your face with boiling plastic and see if it's friendly. The burning and the screaming slowly subsides, leaving you once again with the terrible task of removing the evidence.