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Get Drained
"I choose bloodletting!"
"Very well." he says. Suddenly you feel lightheaded. Another dart to the neck. Sheesh.
When you awake, you find yourself strapped into a chair. There is an IV inserted in your right arm, which is connected to a small pump. The pump leads to a large glass container what contains your blood.
"Well, you're in a pickle now." Ronny says, "There's no way out! You cannot resist the pump's cold mechanical might!"
"Oh yeah?" you say, "Watch me!" With every ounce of your strength, you resist the pump. The plastic tube connecting your arm to the pump slowly dries up. You smile in satisfaction.
"Hah!" Ronny laughs, "I had planned this all along! Of course an adventurer as yourself would have such strong blood control. But My secret weapon will change all that... Minions, turn on... MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE!"
"NO!" you scream, "THAT'S NOT FAIR! NOT ONE BIT!"
Ronny just laughs and dons his anti-Manos glasses.
The wall in front of you opens up to reveal an enormous projection screen. The room darkens and the intro credits begin to roll.
"No!" you mumble to yourself, "Must... resist... I can resist!" You attempt self-assurance to make sure you stay alive.
The title appears. You totally lose it. This movie is so evil, so insidious, it must have been made by Ronny himself. You quickly stop resisting the pump, and in fact begin pushing blood out of your body as fast as possible. Very quickly your blood pressure drops like a rock and you feel very light-headed.
"What?" yells Ronny, "That's cheating! You're supposed to last at least halfway through!"
"Hah!" you weakly choke out. Now all your effort is on removing enough of your blood to kill yourself without passing out first.
Ronny quickly grabs a switch and flips it. The little pump starts pushing blood back into you! You try to resist, but you're too weak. Blood flows back into your veins and arteries and you get a horrible headache. But, you realize, this is the key! You suck blood into you faster than the pump can pump until you're absorbing extra blood! The Popeye theme plays and your forearms expand. They easily burst your arm bonds, then you rip apart the others.
"I gots to saves me life!" you mumble to yourself. You use your super Popeye strength to OmegaPoke Ronny into another dimension. Then you destroy Manos: The Hands of Fate! Excellent work, you have defeated Ronny! Good job!