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Fire your new weapon into the cultist errors
You aim the gun... arm... thing at the chanting horde of PETA Cultists. "Hey PETA," you shout, "People for the ethical treatment of animals doesn't really sound all that great. How about changing your name to Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment?"
The chanting cultists turn to face you. From the looks on their collective faces, it appears they didn't get your joke.
It spells out MEAT, you morons!" you shout. "Ah the heck with it!" Your piece most thoroughly said, you fire your angle arm, and effectively kill all of the PETA cultists. Good job, I guess.