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Eat the candy corn!
You dive headfirst into the bowl, with the intent to eat all the candy corn your stomach can withstand. Sadly, the bowl is not full of candy corn but candy Korn, candy versions of the angry rock band.
Needless to say, the now-sugary sweet rockers do not take your attempts to eat them lightly. It really comes as no surprise when they beat you to death with their terrible candy fists. You die horribly at their tasty hands.
You respawn in a gigantic library.