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Drag the carcass into the streets and hide the evidence
Fearing that the law might say something about the indiscriminate killing of big lizards with gold-amplified tazers you quickly drag the carcass out of the bank, intent on hiding the evidence. You try several hiding places before it occurs to you that the lizard is just too dang big. You cast the incriminating evidence aside and flee into the nearest building. Amazingly enough, you manage to complete this short stretch of running away without any ocelot incidents.
It does not appear there is anybody inside the building. However, appearances can be deceiving. This point is driven home, when you turn around to discover two mafia goons behind you. "I hear," one of them starts, "that you whacked a gigantic lizard."
This does not bode well.