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Crumble into a pile of ash as per Cartoon Physics
Your charred body stands for a moment outlining your horrified form until it suddenly falls apart into a neat little cone of ash. One of the Tofu Seven pokes it a little with his foot.
"Is it over?" the Tofu Seven asked, "Is he dead?"
He better be. says the Tofu god, That was my most powerful Eye-beam.
"So what happens now?" says another of the Tofu Seven.
Well before HE showed up, says the Tofu god, motioning to the neat little pile of your remains, I was going to couple with the Priestess of Tofu and then she'd be able to make three wishes, but she's banished to some horrible dimension.
GAME OVER