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Continue your gold-eating downward spiral
You'll show that stupid doctor! Nobody can tell you what not to eat! The minute you arrive home from the hospital, you open your secret stash of gold and dig in, stuffing it into your mouth like there's nothing else you can do with gold.
2 hours and approximately 7 pounds of gold later, your fall to the ground. You have pushed your body to the physical limit of gold eating. In retrospect, this was easily one of the most stupid things you have ever done. Well you'd better do something before you die of gold poisoning.